Sunday, October 09, 2005

A journey into Perverted Minds

Balajee: Call me girls <9841760073>
Gopi: Kovai girls are cute SMS me <9842776079>
Rakesh: Hai gals wanna SMS for friend <9841179476>
Karthick: Any Chennai gals call or SMS me <9841527362>
Nick: Ethiraj gals looking for friendship
Remo: Romantic for Romantic beauties <9841871417>
Joe: Hai girls <9865822332>

These were some of the messages that were scrolling on SS (Southern Spice) Music Channel as I was having my tea two days back. So I messaged these guys and asked them a few questions just to delve into their minds. I stuck to the numbers that were from TN, But there were some outrageous messages from other places too, Kerla especially. No lies were told they all just assumed the messages were from girls...

Here are some of Gems:

Balajee: Call me girls <9841760073>
This guy was interested in girls for 'Marreje' and started abusing me when I told I was guy

Gopi: Kovai girls are cute SMS me <9842776079>
This guy likes only people of the opposite Sex, and feels liking a person of the same sex is abnormal. And he wants to meet Kovai girls... So doesn't want people from other areas.

Rakesh: Hai gals wanna SMS for friend <9841179476>
His Reply to one of my Messages 'You're Sweet, You MUST be a girl'. He wants girl friends because he doesn't have any.

Karthick: Any Chennai gals call or SMS me <9841527362>
'Girls are sweet angels while Guys all want only your money' He proclaims.

Nick: Ethiraj gals looking for friendship
He says Ethiraj girls are 'Outstanding' in 'Beauty' and Brains'. His Reply to one of my messages 'Trust me you're gorgeous'

Remo: Romantic for Romantic beauties <9841871417>
Vikram claims the catchy message was to attract attention. He claims that 'Ne Anba irundha Anba irupaen, Anbu kattuvaen..... BLAH BLAH' He abruptly stopped messaging me when I told him I was a guy. I don't know what got into him, maybe he thought I was lying and started sending similar messages today also assuming I was a girl. He claims to be in love with another gal too... I'm getting messages even as I'm typing this.

Joe: Hai girls <9865822332>
This kid is actually studying 8th class! I didn't ask him anything further.

Perveted minds I thought to myself...
Then I saw this message

Deepa: I need a good friend SMS me <9841120947>

Maybe I had misunderstood some phenomenon I thought. Maybe this was a new platform for Blind dates. To satisfy my curiosity I messaged this girl But with my full details.

The reply came I'm a guy!.... I leave the rest to your imagination!
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